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House Democrats Mocked In New ‘Twas The Night Before Impeachment’ Poem

On Wednesday, Republicans on the House Oversight Committee derided the Democrats’ impeachment process by publishing a full-length parody of the classic “Twas The Night Before Christmas” poem on Twitter.

It’s been dubbed “Twas The Night Before Impeachment.”

Check it out:

‘Twas the night before #impeachment and all through the House,
Pelosi chased vulnerable Democrats, like a cat after a mouse.
The Articles were sent to the Capitol without care,
And put before all Members, after a process far from fair.

The Democrats were restless, not snug in their beds,
While nightmares of November danced in their heads.
And the whole country knew those four facts to be true;
Pelosi looked away, but not Jeff Van Drew.

When, what to my wondering eyes should I see,
But the Coastal Impeachment Squad with hearts full of glee.
Away to the cameras Democrats flew in a dash,
They couldn’t resist impeaching the President, despite the backlash.

Pelosi sprung from her chair, and to her team gave the okay,
And weary Democrats knew they had to obey.
“On, Swalwell! On, Lofgren! On, Jackson Lee!
I know you’ll vote YES on impeachment, you always follow me!”

And I heard her exclaim, as they walked off the floor,
“Merry impeachment to all! Now voters will show you the door.”

What do you think of this parody Christmas poem by House Oversight Committee Republicans? Let us know in the comments below and be sure to vote in our daily poll below.

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